The Medical Report
The fever is bad this year. It seems most common in women. Common symptoms include a rapid heartbeat, shortness of breath, and sweating. Patients request physical examinations, but I've strictly advised them to seek natural remedies, cold drinks, and bed rest.
On a side note, I've found myself squeamish around apples lately. Not sure what that's all about.
Why You'll Love It
This men's costume is made with 100% polyester, no apple materials. Caught in a bloody, HIPAA-violating night? Hand wash your medical uniform and hang it out to dry. To prevent colors from bleeding, avoid bleaching or ironing this attire. Follow the size chart for a medically prescribed fit.